I am an Animal

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(via greed)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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(Source: yungaquarius, via intensional)

baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good
So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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(via unacted)