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There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

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"fucking idiot"

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listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like


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