I am an Animal

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via refreshes)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(via theaadventureye)

"We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go."

"She’s a keeper, too bad you didn’t keep her."

legalwifi:

when i pass the exam that i never studied for

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lameborghini:

bongfucker:

lameborghini:

i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks 

i’m gonna fuck the socks

please dont fuck the socks

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skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(Source: skittlevodka, via theaadventureye)

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

(Source: aimchatroom, via spaghettihos)